My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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