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new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I skipped work to stalk him.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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