i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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