we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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