Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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