So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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