Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos