ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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