Non-Jews are for practice
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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