it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's official drugs can't kill me
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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