I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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