i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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