I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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