Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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