Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
