yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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