is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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