drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
