i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I think my vagina is haunted
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i believe in u and ur pee
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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