don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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