Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
