wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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