There was a lot of him and a little penis
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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