its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
How's your threesome situation going?
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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