question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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