I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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