Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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