I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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