$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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