Don't you send me to vm
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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