I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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