East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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