the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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