i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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