when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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