So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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