Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
