So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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