I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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