you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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