If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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