It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
