We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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