she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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