This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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