I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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