He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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