Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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