i permit you to call me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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