There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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