I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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