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I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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