Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
the gays at disneyland are vicious
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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