on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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