i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
accomplished twins. life is a go
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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