Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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