I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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